Post by ×|{å†ìe× on Apr 17, 2009 21:25:10 GMT -6
This is just so tedious, Toenail thought as it lounged on a bookstore shelf. This bookstore happened to sale Beanie Babies, so it tried to blend with the other stuffed animals. It wasn’t interested in the other stuffed animals which had the intelligence of… well actually they had no intelligence. Toenail just happened to be gifted with knowledge, the knowledge of everything. Sometimes it enjoyed observing human behaviors. The humans never failed to do as Toenail expected. Very tedious, it agreed with itself.
You’re talking to yourself again? It wondered.
Of course, there isn’t much anyone else to talk to is there? It answered.
No, I guess not.
Toenail wasn’t sure how to reply to itself so it just sat there as a young human poked at its coarse fabric. “Ma, why is this one so ugly?” the little girl asked.
“Just pick one, we’re in a hurry”
“Okay, I’m getting the puppy” she said immediately, not wanting to loose her chance of a new animal for her collection. She handed her mother the gray shaggy dog and stood there still staring at the rack. The mom brought the dog and her book to the counter so she could check out.
Toenail found its chance to have some fun, “Hi”
The girl’s nose scrunched up and her expression turned to one of confusion. “Did you just talk to me?” she whispered not wanting attention drawn to her.
“Yes” it nodded its head so she could see it was really alive.
Her jaw dropped, she closed it and smiled with realization. “This is just a joke” she said and grabbed Toenail to peek underneath, hoping to see someone’s hand controlling the tiny character. All she found was the russet color board under it. She felt a slight pinch to her thumb and let out an “Ouch”. She dropped the creature and it glared at her.
“Don’t pick me up”
“You bit me!” she accused.
“Yes, I did. You picked me up”
“That was no reason to bite me” Her mother came up from behind her.
“It’s time to go” the mom said ushering her out the door. Toenail heard a distance, ‘The toy in there. It bit me!’ from the little girl.
Toenail smiled in satisfaction, now whose life to disrupt?
You’re questioning yourself?
No, I don’t ask questions. I’m Toenail, the one who knows all. It was a rhetorical question you moron.
Don’t call yourself a moron, friend.
Toenail sighed; yes it definitely needed something to do before it went completely insane.
You’re talking to yourself again? It wondered.
Of course, there isn’t much anyone else to talk to is there? It answered.
No, I guess not.
Toenail wasn’t sure how to reply to itself so it just sat there as a young human poked at its coarse fabric. “Ma, why is this one so ugly?” the little girl asked.
“Just pick one, we’re in a hurry”
“Okay, I’m getting the puppy” she said immediately, not wanting to loose her chance of a new animal for her collection. She handed her mother the gray shaggy dog and stood there still staring at the rack. The mom brought the dog and her book to the counter so she could check out.
Toenail found its chance to have some fun, “Hi”
The girl’s nose scrunched up and her expression turned to one of confusion. “Did you just talk to me?” she whispered not wanting attention drawn to her.
“Yes” it nodded its head so she could see it was really alive.
Her jaw dropped, she closed it and smiled with realization. “This is just a joke” she said and grabbed Toenail to peek underneath, hoping to see someone’s hand controlling the tiny character. All she found was the russet color board under it. She felt a slight pinch to her thumb and let out an “Ouch”. She dropped the creature and it glared at her.
“Don’t pick me up”
“You bit me!” she accused.
“Yes, I did. You picked me up”
“That was no reason to bite me” Her mother came up from behind her.
“It’s time to go” the mom said ushering her out the door. Toenail heard a distance, ‘The toy in there. It bit me!’ from the little girl.
Toenail smiled in satisfaction, now whose life to disrupt?
You’re questioning yourself?
No, I don’t ask questions. I’m Toenail, the one who knows all. It was a rhetorical question you moron.
Don’t call yourself a moron, friend.
Toenail sighed; yes it definitely needed something to do before it went completely insane.